December 03, 2012
Creepmas Day 3 - bad gifts, part 2
My daughter is 15. She's a girly girl who spends her days dancing and listening to such ~ahem~ music as One Direction and Justin Bieber while straightening / curling her hair or doing her nails.
Here is a selection of items she would NOT want to receive.
Slipper Genie - because Princesses don't think they need to work!!
buy here
Trash cans. just a random suggestion by her.
buy here
Anything Clown Related. I think it's safe to say this is one movie she will NEVER watch / book she will read!
buy here
Vacuum cleaner - or anything else that implies work and / or effort
buy here
Giant Microbes. that's right. I'm going to gift a big bunch of cute & fuzzy diseases to you, sweetie!
You seriously have to check out the 'buy here' link. I cannot believe there is a market for stuffed toys in the shape of bedbugs, mange, chlamydia and everyone's favorite - the Black Death.
buy here
a lovely pin in the shape of a flea
buy here
Ugly sweaters! And it is a turtleneck - win / win for the not-gonna-wearability!
buy here
Elf on the Shelf - this damn thing creeps me out! Luckily this probably doesn't work for teenagers.
buy here
nuff' said!
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