Creepmas Day 2 - bad gifts, part 1

Top 10 gifts NOT to give to me and some lovely alternatives (in no particular order!)

10. Lunar Legacy - send a photo and message of your choice to the moon's surface.  Because you don't really want to read that message, do you?

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9.  Hello Kitty Toaster.  NO.  Personally, I slather my toast with butter & jelly so I don't care if the Virgin Mary is on there!


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...speaking of the Virgin Mary....you can have her, too!


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8. "Tater Gloves"  - there just are no words because the evil eye says it all.

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7.  "Mr. Tea Infuser"  load his pants with tea leaves and let him recline in your tea mug???

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6.  2013 Bubble calendar - what kind of sadistic bastard would buy someone this?  These bubbles would all be popped by noon on Christmas Day, 2012 !!!

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5.  Inflatable Mistletoe.  Why would anyone think inflatable parasitic growths are a good gift??


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4.  Dead fish belt buckle.  Tell ya what?  Just give me the $180 you would have wasted on this item and let's call it a day!

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3.  Crustache  I'm perfectly happy with my food looking like FOOD!


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2. a Banana Bunker - to avoid squishing your banana.  Or is it???

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1.  French Maid costume.  Oh hell to the NO.  The next step after this would be mourning garb.  Or a prison orange jumpsuit.

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so let's look at some better choices, shall we?

Krampus Stocking

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Headless Horseman Equestrian Club Shirt

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Cursed Cookie Cutters

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"The Ex" Voodoo Knife Set - just because it's fun!

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LED spotlights

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and because I'm feeling adventurous this year....

a sewing machine!!  I already know Santa is bringing me this!

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So what sort of things don't you want to find under your tree?