July 10, 2025

What is your dream Halloween?

Thoughts & ponderings ahead...


I peruse the HalloweenForum quite often and someone recently made a thread about what would your dream Halloween be?  I was only #11 posting so I'm sure there will be more interesting answers afterward. This was my answer....

I'd like the Halloween like you see in (non-horror 😄) movies - groups of happy, costumed kids roaming, colorful fallen / falling leaves, every house with the porch light on and glowing JOLs. That smell of crisp, cool fall air, hay bales and clear skies.

I live in Michigan so if it's not raining/snowing, we're already lucky enough to have perfect temperature weather.   But all the senses get involved.  

*****

Seeing the lights in the cemetery.  The leaves on the ground and still in the trees.  

Hearing the crunch of the leaves and wind thru the trees.  

Smelling the crisp air and toasting pumpkin lids of the JOLs

Feeling the cool air.

Tasting the drink of choice, usually it's Zombie Killer cherry cider on H'ween night. And of the occasional piece of candy stolen out of the bucket...

*****

Quite honestly - 
the only way this scene could be better would be riding down that road on horseback. 

I always enjoy sitting out in the driveway after the tornado sirens go off, signalling the end of ToT and just finishing up my adult beverage and taking in the moment, sadly knowing that 24 hours from then, the whole display would be gone.   

I remember one year when ~ I ~ was little, dressed as a ladybug.  Black turtleneck sweater and black pants with a painted cardboard set of wings (this was the late 70s so homemade was common) and besides hating the black makeup Mom put on my nose, it was pouring rain so my wings were ruined.  Another memory is when the Spawn was little (and dressed as a cow!) it was actually super warm that year and she was miserable in her little fake fur, pull over costume so we had to take it off.  But on the other hand, there have been years when most kids come by trick or treating with winter coats on over their costumes.   

Some favorite costumes that I've seen...  A girl came up my driveway wearing box with her head sticking out of the top - she was a whack-a-mole game!  She also commented that she didn't plan her costume well as she stuck her ToT bag out of her headhole.   Another time, maybe the same girl, on one of those cold H'ween nights - came up wearing a puffy white jacket and a pool ring, carrying a Dunkin Donuts Muchkin box - she was a donut!  Then a young couple came up, both wearing black suits and sunglasses.  One of them was carrying their baby in a carrier on their chest - wrapped in a box with a Presidential Seal - they were Secret Service agents!  Last year, a Dad wearing khakis and a jungle boonie hat came up with a wagon of 3 toddlers and one older child, all dressed like dinosaurs - the sign on the back of the wagon had the Jurassic Park logo! 


This tangent could go on for a while so I better stop! 


July 07, 2025

It's Summerween Season!

I really meant to actually post this on the 5th, but getting out the laptop seemed too much like work on a 3 day weekend! 

So, how was your 4th?  
Chuck spent some time with his new girlfriend, Penelope.  
Looking at this, she needs her eye sockets filled in and a tutu.

However, she didn't attend the parade in my hometown. 
Dealing with Chuck & 2 grandkids is plenty!
Oakland County's Search & Rescue rig is much fancier than the one we use in Lapeer County (I've been a "professionally trained" volunteer since the team was born back in 2018)
My phone chose to focus on Chuck, but there's a 5' skeleton in the back of that Jeep. 
We had a good laugh at this!
This is advertising for a landscape company - I personally would want them to show up in this!
I think the guy driving this had the most fun!
The people on this float were excited to see Chuck!
We got stickers!
And I just happen to follow @j.a.haunts on YouTube!

The parade always begins with Fire Trucks & Ambulances
and ends with Police. 

The grandkids, of course, had to pose with Chuck.

Oooo, conveniently on the 5th.....
the last of my recent skeleton purchases was delivered!
The dimensions said 17" but for some reason I was thinking ~tall~ and not ~ear to tip of tail~!
But that's OK.  It's still different from the rest of my doggos. 

Oh - and because I'm weak.....
the At Home skeleton wheelbarrow managed to fall into my cart when I went there last.  
And of course, since I've vowed to NOT go back there (after already spending an embarrassing amount of $$) - they sent me an email saying I am now a VIP and here's 15% off my entire purchase! 
Sheesh. 
We didn't do fireworks on the 4th because the granddaughter went home with my sister from the BBQ at Mom's house to spend the night.  She was really looking forward to seeing them so we couldn't let them off without her! 
Chuck was the only one safe from being eaten alive from mosquitos! 

Until later.....
Just waiting on TSC to put their skeletons back online.  This will be an embarrassing amount of $$ that's actually been planned for. And it probably won't even be as much as at At Home! 

TSC keeps doing weird things with their website!  First they had the horse & deer & raccoons & possum, etc all listed, but not yet available to buy.  Then those disappeared and the ones from last year showed up - the 6' rooster & 3' rooster & hen, etc.  Now ALL the plastic skeletons are gone and just the metal animals with the glow in the dark bones painted on them are listed.  Neat, but not what I'm looking for.

Patience.  



ooo, here's a fun (as in horrifying) memory that popped up on Facebook recently.....

Nasty, isn't it?  
That's what happens when you ignore that little warning pic on the side discharge chute of the lawn mower.  Don't try to unclog it while it's running!  
Thankfully it only sliced my nail and fractured the tip of the bone.  
And it healed up nicely - whew!!

Definitely NOT one of my brightest moments!