Sunday, December 2, 2012

Creepmas Day 2 - bad gifts, part 1




Top 10 gifts NOT to give to me and some lovely alternatives (in no particular order!)

10. Lunar Legacy - send a photo and message of your choice to the moon's surface.  Because you don't really want to read that message, do you?

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9.  Hello Kitty Toaster.  NO.  Personally, I slather my toast with butter & jelly so I don't care if the Virgin Mary is on there!

Hello Kitty Toaster - KT5211
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...speaking of the Virgin Mary....you can have her, too!

HOLY TOAST BREAD STAMP
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8. "Tater Gloves"  - there just are no words because the evil eye says it all.

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7.  "Mr. Tea Infuser"  load his pants with tea leaves and let him recline in your tea mug???
MISTER TEA INFUSER
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6.  2013 Bubble calendar - what kind of sadistic bastard would buy someone this?  These bubbles would all be popped by noon on Christmas Day, 2012 !!!
2012 BUBBLE CALENDAR
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5.  Inflatable Mistletoe.  Why would anyone think inflatable parasitic growths are a good gift??

INFLATABLE MISTLETOE
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4.  Dead fish belt buckle.  Tell ya what?  Just give me the $180 you would have wasted on this item and let's call it a day!

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3.  Crustache  I'm perfectly happy with my food looking like FOOD!

CRUSTACHE CRUST CUTTER
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2. a Banana Bunker - to avoid squishing your banana.  Or is it???
Banana Bunker
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1.  French Maid costume.  Oh hell to the NO.  The next step after this would be mourning garb.  Or a prison orange jumpsuit.
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so let's look at some better choices, shall we?

Krampus Stocking
KRAMPUS STOCKING
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Headless Horseman Equestrian Club Shirt
Headless Horseman Equestrian T-shirt
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Cursed Cookie Cutters
CURSED COOKIES
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"The Ex" Voodoo Knife Set - just because it's fun!
THE EX VOODOO KNIFE SET
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LED spotlights
Red Led Spot Light BulbColor Changing LED Spot Light Bulb
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and because I'm feeling adventurous this year....

a sewing machine!!  I already know Santa is bringing me this!

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So what sort of things don't you want to find under your tree?

4 comments:

  1. hahaha.. ok, so I kinda want the bubble calender and maybe even that banana thing. Lmao.
    I love those cookies, too cute.
    Happy December Lisa.

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  2. Happy December!

    I really wouldn't be offended to get the Tea Pants guy. That's the sort of funky, odd stuff I like!

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